chromozoned
when someone is rejected by a love interest of the same gender because they’re heteros-xual.
“man, i was totally chromozoned last night, turns out ashley’s only into dudes.”
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how your partner’s p-ssy feels when you have s-x after she m-st-rb-t-s with a vibrator. after she c-ms, her p-ssy is engorged with blood and as such, is swollen and “puffy”, and most importantly feels extraordinarily good. the woman also experiences heightened sensitivity while being f-cked….. it’s like getting sloppy seconds, minus the extraneous man […]
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a sick-ss way to write pwned, everyone should do it! u stupid noob, ur p\/\/ned