Chronic Asian Disorder (CAD)

commonly abbreviated cad, chronic asian disorder is used to cl-ssify those who engage in standard and/or heightened asian activity. these activities can include (but are not limited to): over-succeeding in academia, exhibiting musical prowess, toting about a gauche lunchbox, possessing poor vision resulting in the need for artificial optical corrections, and commonly seek incongruous relations in the opposite s-x.
wootong, who suffers from chronic asian disorder (cad), shamed his family with his 95% on the higher lever ap cognitive abstract/impractical mathematics course vii. his excuse was the disuniting split-complimentary between his lunchbox and his gl-sses.

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