chronic dry b-lls is caused by being dehydrated or sometimes even not getting laid (seriously.) it is described as a dry, itchy feeling between the t-st-cl-s.
fixing it is drinking a lot of water or getting laid.
i fixed my chronic dry b-lls by drinking a lot of water.
- gems and light
the unrealistic recipe for dead rising 2’s lightsaber ripoff. to be more specific,gems and a flashlight. gems and light make wonderful patterns on the ceiling.
- heel meal
a meal consisting of the heel of the bread. usually made after enough end pieces of bread, the heel, is collected. you put all the heels in the microwave for 30-60 seconds. the heel meal is popular in white culture. you will never see a black person consume a heel meal because black people hate […]
- professional b*n*r
when you deeply admire someone in your profession and want to emulate them. did you see kevin’s presentation? i have a m-ssive professional b-n-r from his use of color.
- infiniteth base
f-cking the universe and multiverses possible in the tenth dimension using this equation θ=√∝÷ (d/dx(ℤ∈÷∃!) †o† infiniteth base is like f-cking god
- bill answer
n. – a typical engineer type guy …aka ‘bill’ … will answer any question based on technical knowledge, regardless of context. it will always be correct, but not relevant at times. person 1: “hey bill, what is the best way to get to the store?” bill: “a straight line.” person1: “thanks, but i meant what […]