chronic dry balls

chronic dry b-lls is caused by being dehydrated or sometimes even not getting laid (seriously.) it is described as a dry, itchy feeling between the t-st-cl-s.

fixing it is drinking a lot of water or getting laid.
i fixed my chronic dry b-lls by drinking a lot of water.

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