chronoid


a chronoid is an unidentifiable object. it should be mentioned in conversation with roundabout and vague definitions of its nature, in order to confound and pique the interest of a friend.they will never understand what a chronoid is. this is the point.
a:” i saw a chronoid on the way to school.”

b:”what’s a chronoid?”

a:”a chronoid is a (unidentifiable sound)”

b:”what?”

a:”a chronoid is the opposite of a chesticle.”

b:”what’s a chesticle?”

a:”a chronoid is an inverted chesticle. look, chronoids are what you cough up after a really bad case of #&’)!” do you see that thing that’s hanging off the side of the building, the thing that looks like a mushroom? that yellow thing?”

b:” no.”

a:”that’s a chronoid.”

b: “i don’t get it. what is a chronoid?!”

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