Chronos
the alias for a man infamous for his exploits in both computer security and lockpicking. it is speculated that “chronos” is 18 and a male, but no one knows for sure. it is also speculated that he resides in arizona, but again, this can not be confirmed, all that is known is he is a bad ace and can gain access to any building.
“did you hear what chronos just pulled?”
wake-n-bake instead of cereal.
i just lit myself some chron o’s… b–tch!
chrono is a company using ruby on rails to hack into the internet since last thursday, trying to steal the election from hillary clinton.
chrono went to steal the election, but was rerouted into friendster.
reffering to the mighty being that is “max chronos” not much is know about this supreme being but all we know is that he has the power to make bad things happen and also the power to shift queues.
a religion has been set up in his name called chronosology which offers preachers the protection of chronos (as well as a 50p holland and barret voucher and certain tax benefits in belgium)
it is also worth noting that chronos doesnt sleep, he simply “reboots” daily and at any given time he will have exactly 12 money off vouchers in his possession
example 1
bill; dude i just like lost my wallet!
bob; damm you chrroooonnnoooss!!!
example 2
bill; damm chronos this queue looks long, we will be here ages
chronos; -chronos blinks- look again….
bill; wtf how did you do that??
inst-tutional write ups
did you catch any chronos inside ?
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