chrontact-high


when one is sitting in a room or a car or any other confined sp-ce while others are smoking weed, however, said person does not actually take a “hit” off the pipe. as a result of being around so much smoke in a confined area one gets high (see tron, chron’d, chron, or trinitron) just from being in contact with said cloud of smoke.
(interview with federal agents for a job as an irs auditor)

irs agent: your resume looks very impressive, however, do you smoke marijuana?

applicant: no, but one time i was in the bas-m-nt at my hommie’s house and everyone was getting trinitron to the max, there was so much weed beng smoked that i got a chrontact-high fo’ sho’!

irs agent(slaps applicant on the back): yeah, i know how that goes!

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