chrontard
one who constantly follows another around in hopes that he or she will become like that person.
obsessing about a person, following everything they do, worshiping the ground they walk on
posing as someone else, hoping that the person being followed will “rub-off” on the follower and the follower will become more like the person.
guy #1: wow your sooo cool.
guy #2: ok?
-guy #2 walks away-
-guy #1 follows behind in bushes, and takes notes of all that guy #2 does, then the next day, does the same thing and uses the actions to be like guy #2.-
guy #2: “stop trying to be me! you never will!!! you’re such a chrontard!”
someone who is a wannabe poser and obsesses over someone.
mari: omg gabe. you are soooo cool. i want to be just like you.
gabe: that’s nice..
mari: it is very.
gabe: actually, it’s not..
mari: yah your right. it isn’t really after all.
gabe: but wait,.. i think it is nice. nvm.
mari: yah me too. :]
gabe: -in his head. “what a chrontard..”-
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