poorly thought out action that leads to catastrophe
he thought e-mailing his boss a picture of his b-tt was a good idea but it turned out to be a chrusciel mistake.
- Closeted Couple
a couple who cannot decide whether or not they actually feel s-xually attracted to one another. this indecision is only pertinent only to the couple however because the sheer volume of time they spend with each other alongside of the quasi-couple activities they perform together, which often culminates in sleeping in the same bed .because […]
- Clostridium botulinum
a deadly bacterium. has the ability to form endospores when exposed to harsh environments. a telltale sign of these little b-gg-rs are bulged bottoms of canned goods. the toxin it produces can cause death within a day. person 1: dude, wanna eat some spam? i’ll open a can for you. person 2: hey bro, don’t […]
one who jerks lumber… aka one who jacks wood… for the slow ones: one who gives many handjobs… bob: it’s awesome! she gave me more handjobs than i’ve gotten from all my other girlfriends combined! joe: sounds like we have a real lumberjerker on our hands…
- cockroach hour
noun: the magic hour in which you have been awake for so long, that even a c-ckroach scuttling across the floor is a source of high amus-m-nt. mary: omg, did you just see the cat sneeze?! hahahahahahahahaha! sue: mary, it must be the c-ckroach hour for you. a cat sneezing is not that amusing.
- cock vomit sniffer
some one who goes around sniffing j-zz after either ejactulation from masturbation, or ejactulating on a mans p-n-s or bunghole, or a womans -ss hole, t-ts, or v-g-n- dude u hear about jeff it turns out hes a c-ck vomit sniffer cause mindy told me he j-zzedon here face and -n-s and t-ts just sniffed […]