chrysanthemum clubber
a foreigner, esp an american, who goes to j-pan to find the “true j-pan.”
“…a type of bloke who comes to j-pan and just goes mental, yeah? f-cking plane’s barely touched down and they’re like running about in kimonos and learning the bl–dy tea ceremony. they have this notion that j-pan is all about samurai and geisha and f-cking zen meditation. that’s your chrysanthemum clubber. and it’s the hardcore chrysanthemum clubbers what always wind up j-pan bashers in the end. three years on, you find them at the pig and whistle crying into their guinness about the barmy school system and how all the kids are nihilist monsters and the men are imperious children and the women are empty-headed vipers and everything here {in j-pan} is f-cked six ways to sunday.” — isaac adamson from “kinki lullaby”
similar to wapanese but living in j-pan instead of america.
daft b-st-rd was a card-carrying chrysanthemum clubber if there ever was one.
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