Chub-on
term commonly used in the maritime provinces of canada to describe the male genitals in a state of semi-arousal. generally occurs as a pre-cursor to a full-out hard on, or after -j-c-l-t–n, when you’re hanging long and lazy.
guy 1: dude, that shootergirl’s f-ckin hot!
guy 2: yeah man, i’ve already got a chub on… if she comes any closer i’m gonna get a hard on
guy 1: already there man.
noun. any substance used to facilitate an erection (e.g., v–gr-).
sh-t, it’s my wife’s birthday. hope i still got some chub-on in the medicine cabinet.
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