I’m Wet
to be intoxicated beyond comprehension, stupefied by an alcoholic potion; helplessly inebriated
jonathan: want another hennessy and c-ke brother?
brandon: nah man, i’m wet and ready to start macking on these leeseys at the club and maybe take one back to the gates!
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