Chubbletursh
this word describes the type of pipe smoking, slipper wearing r-t-rd that drives one of teh best handling sports cars in the world evar like a f–king old granny. a chubbletursh spends more time defending the marque, frowning upon modifications, shunning drifters, banning idle chit-chat, denying the existance of cat-rday, etc etc, than actually enjoying the thrilling ride.
i say ban chubbleturshes completely.
a chubbletursh can even exist whom does not even own one of the cars concerned. this type of chubbletursh is also normally a bit of a po faced pr-ck.
zomfg!!!1 look at that chubbletursh polishing the inside of his exhaust!!1
look at that fricking chubbletursh sp-cking out over a moddified ‘5!!!1
wtf? your car is completely standard? are you a freaking chubbletursh?….. hey guys? this guy’s a chubbletursh!!!11 burn him!!!!1
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