chubby git
a fat (chubby/festively plump fellow or female) who’s a bit of a moron/idiot.
teacher gives out sweets to children after completing a considerably hard english lesson.
teacher feels like they need rewarding so teacher picks the finest haribo sour sweets from the local sainsbury’s
teacher gives out the sweets to all the children, the skinnier children have accepted one fizzy cherry with humble grat-tude.
teacher comes up to the festivaly plump fat b-st-rd kid in the cl-ss and hands him a sweet.
teacher ” well done on your effort, here you go!”
student ” you give me two now”
teacher ” no you chubby git”
another example,
two young bucks are getting it on (man and wife) , they start performing oral s-x upon each other when the girl whose is slightly weightier than the man gets carried away and wont stop sucking him off
the man gets annoyed and starts to feel uncomfortable after feeling a contestant graze from her inside molar on his banjo string and says “i think you’ve had enough for one day you chubby git!!” which ultimately stops the bl-w j-b after much offence to the chubby b-tch wife.
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