Chubgubble
v. to speak with authority on a subject you have only recently learned and/or learned at a surface level, often unwittingly because your ego has gone crazy in a conversation.
oh she just totally chubgubbled about how many freaking moons there are cos she watches qi all the time.
i would like to discuss my feelings about cultural appropriation, as intersectional feminism is very important to me, but i’d just be chubgubbling a bunch of stuff i’ve read on everyday feminism and feel that would be disingenuous and unhelpful. plus i already did it the other day and felt like a total tw-t.
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