Chuchmuch
one of the very rare species of “cool” breed amoung human kind. most commonly found drinking beer and using the phrase “donkey f-cker” for several personal insults. the female chuchmuch is most commonly found watch reality television while the male chuchmuch is harder to spot due to extremely fast driving or hibernation in a garage fixing whats to be knowns as a “ice racer”. common habitat: poker games and sh-gs.
“way to spill my beer you donkey f-cker”.
“you wish you were as cool as a chuchmuch”
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