chunky monkey
noun: the object of a chubby chaser’s affection. never refer to another person as a “chunky monkey” unless-
a. you know the person very well, so much so that said person would not be offended by being called one, or-
b. you can run very fast and will never see the person again.
a. come on over later, my little chunky monkey!
b. baby, you are a chunky monkey. leave some food for the rest of the world!
a magically delicious ben and jerry’s ice cream flavor.
let’s go down to the 7-11 for a pint of chunky monkey.
a more polite desription of someone who is rather obese
will is a bit of a chunky monkey
fat p-n-s being rammed into a tight -ss.
see john gave samantha the ol’ ‘chunky monkey?’
the act of defecating and -j-c-l-t-ng simultaneously
“my girlfriend totally let me chunky monkey on her last night”
or
“i think i may have chunky monkeyed my pants”
a female with a fat p-ssy. chunky as in chubby or thick. monkey as in p-ssy. not to be confused with a fupa, which is a fat upper p-ssy area.
nema: ayo cuz did you smash last night?
weez: h-ll yeah nucca that broad had a chunky monkey!
originating from the latin chunkis-monkis 1. one who partakes in genererous amounts of food consumption and engages in overt laziness. 2. a fat -ss and/or plump gimp, e.g. sofie r.
“sofie, leggo my eggo you chunky monkey…ewwww, that’s so gross, waffles weren’t meant to be eaten in the nude!”
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