chuck muffin


a corn bread m-ffin. this is a delicious treat which is essentially sweetened corn bread in the shape of a m-ffin.
p-ss the chuck-m-ffins because i am starving.
somebody thats gay and don’t know it yet.
that dude name harmen is a chuck m-ffin.
noun
(see chuck)
a woman you are willing to sacrifice a mere five minutes to ‘chuck’ over (i.e. m-st-rb-t-)
“jade chester’s a real chuck-m-ffin!”
“i’d like to feast on that chuck-m-ffin!”
“this m-ffin’s absorbing valuable chuck-time!”

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