chuck noriss


a misspelling of chuck norris.
not chuck noriss, it’s norris – two r, one s!
chuck noriss is the ultimate man, he has rugged good looks, awesome fighting style and can kill anyone with a simple roundhouse kick, he is also a filmstar and no one will work with him for fear of getting a round house to the face, if he decided to take over the world, no one will be able to stop him
it has once been said chuck noriss doesn’t sleep…he waits

chuck noriss doesn’t read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants

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