chuck norris fail
something that can not and will not ever happen.
stacy: hey, how likely do you think it is for me to lose weight?
tom: as likely as a chuck norris fail!
(chuck norris appears from the shadows, roundhouse kicks stacy in the face, and gives tom a high-five)
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