chuck the kraut hammer
the deadliest man that will ever report the news on your television. the only man in the world that likes killing more than joran van der sloot.
when jeffrey dahmer’s cell mate was asked why he killed dahmer, he replied,” because chuck the kraut hammer told me to in my dreams”.
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