chucklespunk
verb. to chucklesp-nk is to engage in post-masturbatory laughter, often due to an overwhelming sense of relief coupled with an amusing, if accidental, shot to one’s face.
noun. chucklesp-nk is a bi-product of chucklesp-nking, where the act of laughing causes the diaphragm to relay pressure to the lower abdomen causing threads of s-m-n to -j-c-l-t- to the rhythm of one’s laughter.
“i was masturbating quite frantically – nearing -rg-sm – when i turned my head in reaction to a sudden rapping at my door. as i turned my head, thick white threads of my own s-m-n hit me in the eye. i let out the biggest chucklesp-nk you ever did hear! i never did find out who had been at my door.”
see gigglespurt.
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