Chuckling Blowjob
to be done while one is getting a bl-wj-b:
just before you climax, say something funny. if done correctly and timed perfectly, the girl will laugh as you -j-c-l-t-. because she is laughing, the s-m-n will squirt out her nose.
“tina really found that joke funny, and i should know. when i said it, i turned a regular bl-wj-b in a chuckling bl-wj-b.”
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