Chucknorrisaurus
it is a common misconception that a giant meteor or comet-tail caused the ice age and the ensuing demise of all prehistoric life.
it was, in fact the appearance of a new type of dinosaur called the chucknorrisaurus that suddenly appeared and wiped out all animal life. scientists in asia discovered a single fossil surrounded by a wealth of other skeletal remains, each with their craniums smashed to dust. the theory is that the dreaded chucknorrisaurus was enjoying a meal, when it was interrupted by another dinosaur…mistake #1. chucknorrisaurus was so angered by the intrusion that it snapped and started delivering roundhouse kicks to everything in sight. other dinosaurs heard the commotion and came to investigate….mistake#2. the ensuing brawl ended up with every dinosaur dying in a hail of kicks, and their final breaths raised the co2 levels to the point of creating a greenhouse effect and starting the ice age. this ice age only served to preserve the chucknorrisaurus’s dna which combined with simian} dna and resulted in the creation of man.
” the tyrranosaur looked mean, but those tiny little arms were no match for the powerful legs and death-dealing stare of the chucknorrisaurus “
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