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• Farm block

  the equivalent of c-ck-blocking, except for farmville. when someone walks in on you while playing farmville. generally ruins your farm-libido causing you to stop farmvilling for the night. interrupting one’s farm voyeurism. dude, i’m so f-cking p-ssed, i got farm blocked last night. i was getting it on with my farm when my friend nate […]

• Skurk A Burk

  the act of s-xually stimulating ones genitals to achieve -j-c-l-t–n. justin: hey what are you doing? michael: i had to skurk a burk because i hung out with the hottest chick ever earlier!

• fatal dragon

  when f-cking a girl you put your thumb in her chocolate starfish. at the moment she comes you release your thumb, her rectal muscles relax and sh-t will come out. i gave her a f-cking fatal dragon last night, i’m so glad i was at her place, d-mn what a nasty sh-tpile.

• fat orgasm

  when you finally get someone you’ve wanted for sooo long into bed with you, and you -rg-sm pretty much as soon as they touch you, but it’s really intense and definately the best moment of your life. liam gave me a fat -rg-sm.

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