Farm block
the equivalent of c-ck-blocking, except for farmville.
when someone walks in on you while playing farmville. generally ruins your farm-libido causing you to stop farmvilling for the night.
interrupting one’s farm voyeurism.
dude, i’m so f-cking p-ssed, i got farm blocked last night. i was getting it on with my farm when my friend nate walked in on me. f-cking farm blocker.
i feel really bad about my job sometimes. when i go to drop off my van binder at the booth, the old women quickly reduce their farmville screens when the see me. i feel like such a farm block.
d-mn, i was all ready for the best night of my life, but then tony walked in and farm blocked me. i was busy seeding my mango tree when he crept in last night and ruined the mood.
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