Chufmonkey


1. an abnormally wide p-n-s comparable to a kaiser roll.

2. an abnormally wide piece of stool.
examples:

1. sh-t, my chufmonkey got stuck on my zipper.

2. somebody forgot to flush their chufmonkey.

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