chug on the root
to perform oral s-x to a male vigorously
or a comeback to something you don’t agree with
“yo babe why don’t you p-ss me the popcorn”
“get it yourself”
“listen b-tch why don’t you chug on the root and get me my d-mn popcorn.. i love you”
“hey honey why don’t we light a few candles tonight take a bath and you can chug on the root?”
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