Chuluota


a once completely rural and poor town in central florida, but now taken over by quarter-acre lots, chuluota has only 2 divisions of people: dirt-poor and upper-middle cl-ss. it’s an interesting mix of the surrounding towns, yuppy-suburban oviedo and hick-ville geneva, which makes it impossible to stereotype the residents. past the millions of identical houses you might be lucky enough to find a few thousands acres of private ranches and state parks.
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