chum dick


chum d-ck: when your d-ck is so nasty and smelly, it smells like fish bait.
bill: tim, you hear what happened to frank?
tim: no, what?
bill: he f-cked that sk-nk hoe tina last night, didn’t shower, went for a morning beach swim, and a shark bit that chum d-ck off!

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