Chum Monkey
one who lives for the juice of the c-ck. the partner of pole monkey.
alt. one who is willing to do just about anything to get what they want. usually involving something nasty.
she’s a total chum monkey, goes wild for the juice of the pole.
bottom rung worker, often times in construction trades including skate park construction, boat building, and home construction among others. usually used in a negative fashion to insult ones lack of care, craftsmanship, and/or dependability on the job. name is derived from boat hands working to grind fish parts used to attract sharks and other game fish.
“i got about four chum monkeys on my crew that put more nails in the dirt than in the wood.”
“tell that chum monkey over there that if he quits scratching his head and his -ss at the same time that his hammer will work better!”
one who seeks pleasure from the many fruits of animal b-tt s-x. often times lures them in with food being a sad pathetic fat f-ck then grabs them then has his way with oten times male or on rare occasion(desperation) female animal. is often found on a ranch or petting zoo way too close to animals often time already in a cage or fenced in area for ease of access.
hey there chum monkey are you putting peanut b-tter on your nuts again and having the dog lick it off?
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