chumber
verb- to stealthily place a slice of cuc-mber on the person who is sitting beside you’s shoulder, so while they are carrying on a conversation, they wont realize that the people they are talking to are laughing at them, not their jokes.
noun- a slice of cuc-mber used for the act of chumbering someone
(table explodes in laughter)
chomper: hey guys it wasnt that funny (looks at shoulder). aw, dude, who chumbered me?
when you place a cuc-mber on an unsuspecting friend’s shoulder.
mante: hey, i got the c-mbers. now let’s chumber chomper!!
(chumbers chomper)
chomper: hey, why’d you chumber me guys?
mante and rizzum: ha, you’ve been chumbered b-tch!!!
what chums (on social networking site chumsgroup ) refer to as your chum number
h-llo, i’m chumber 0000000001
hi chumber 0000000001, i’m chumber 0000000002!
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