chumley
the occurance of a female defecating in a male’s ear.
she gave me the best chumley ever last night.
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a fat doofus sidekick you just can’t seem to shake off.
we’ll meet you at 2, but leave chumley at home.
when u crack an un-announced stiffy in an everyday situation
man when rhonda walked in i cracked the biggest chumley
to completely ruin or mess up a simple task. to completely and utterly fail. someone who is completely useless, a total failure.
i pulled a real chumley on that homework -ssignment. that friend of yours is a real chumley.
adjective to describe dirty old man like features on a person such as, wrinkles, crust and clefts in the skin.
people can also have a chumley voice, say if it is squeaky or husky and slurred.
if a person wears a wig and makes it obvious that they are wearing a wig by changing it every few minutes, they are also described as a chumley character.
‘eurgh!, that guy’s extremely chumley over there.’
‘oh no! he sounds very chumley!’
when your t-st-cl-s are placed into gl-ss of water with a straw while your girlfriend or wife blows on the straw sending bubbles up and around the scr-t-m.
wow, that chumley feels the same as when i fart in the bath tub.
noun 1)a fat obnoxious walrus like idiot who shows up univited to gatherings and needs to bathe and read a book 2) a fat blowhard. 3) the s-xual act of a man sticking his testes into a body of water while his partner blows bubbles in the water
great! the chumleys are here! road trip to denys!
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