chummer

pal, friend, colleague.
“brother”, “cousin”.
a shadowrunner, or somebody running in the shadows of the sprawl.
yo chummer! what’s up tonite? any run?
pal, friend, colleauge. a shadowrunner.
an adjective used to describe a cyclist with a lack of knowledge and talent in the sport. these ‘chummers’ are usually persons trying to play with the big boys from lower ranks known as ‘triathletes’ or ‘commuters’. chummers are susceptible to: being ineptly slow, having less knowledge about the sport than kerry katona knows about parenting and owning a head as big as the hole lance armstrong left the sport in.
“why’s simon so far behind?” “ah, he’s just a chummer”
chummer

a type of person who is a proper loner, sad tw-t, armed with pointless questions to gain attention and/or to gain friendship, only to p-ss off and weird out the person(s) they are engaing in conversation with.
basically a step up from a s-x offender and a step down from a train spotter, anorak the lot
.
guy gets out of his car, with a folder full of the cars history and every little bit of work done to the vehicle….with receipts.
office worker brian spots this and says to co-worker antony “look at this chummer”
a wingman for all men, a guy’s guy. he walks up to a group of girls and engages each of them in short conversation, thus throwing the chum in the water. he leaves the group and each of the girls are now interested in meeting a guy due to the chummer’s charm. his friends follow and chat up these girls that are ready to bite: hook, line and sinker.
he went fishing for his friends, he’s a chummer.
an adjective used when addressing a friend or close pal who shows a distinct lack of motivation or looks burnt out.
chummer you need to get outside and do something, get your sorry -ss off the couch.

or

quit being a chummer, we were supposed to go grab some beers and check out the show.
the phonological friend to the word `b-mmer` . it is often used to refer to a h-m-s-xual in a discreet way, most commonly used in a `b-mmer’s` presence.
chris: man, that dude’s a right chummer.

alan: tell me about it, here he comes.
daryl: hey guys, how you doing chickens?
alan: definetly a chummer
daryl: eh? chummer?