Chummie


a small piece of unidentifiable litter, typically smaller than a marble, that is wet or moist.
mom (in the bathroom at home): yuck! what is this chummie on the sink?

teenage son (slips into the bathroom behind mom): i don’t know (as he hides the p-rn under the good housekeeping magazine)

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