chumming
the act of a guy flirting with a girl.
explanation:
the main word of an -n-logy comparing flirting with tuna fishing. chumming, in tuna fishing, is the act of chopping up fish to throw into the water to attract tuna fish to come eat the bait (chum) and then subconsciously eat a piece of bait with a hook attached to it.
this is then translated to real life when a guy flirts with a girl he is “chumming” by trying to attract the girl to him.
if you have nice bait, or chum, for example it is much easier to catch a tuna.
some tuna fishermen have nice chum, but have bad hooks, rods or lines.
and vice versa. a master tuna fisherman would be channing tatum who has nice chum, hooks, lines, and a nice boat to bring the tuna fish back to port with.
“graham is chumming so hard right now.”
“yeah dude, but the tuna hes going for is not highgrade tuna – stuff wont sell for alot back in port.”
or,
“i was chumming so hard but the tuna just werent biting.”
“ah, sh-t man, i guess we will to to another party.
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menstruating, the monthly act of v-g-n-l bleeding
don’t go swimming in the ocean when you’re chumming.
the act of dragging one’s naked -rs- accross a floor using only one’s arms to move forward. much like a dog does when it has worms
i did a bit of chumming on rick’s floor last night, picked up a few splinters along the way.
having s-x, or any type of s-xual relations with another person.
” man i walked into my bed room, and found becca and stone chumming in my bed.”
to surf while one is menstruating, to sportt fish without a license
can be pr-nounced “chummin”
” ohhh the waves were awesome, but i was ‘chumming’, i went out anyway.”
when you remove the bl–dy tampon of an unsuspecting female and twirl it around before tossing it into a crowd or moving car window.
that was quite a chumming when leslie was on her period, and i chummed that bus of j-panese tourists at bonaroo.
the act of c-mming in ones pants while your girlfriend is getting ready to have s-x with you.
when the man saw his girlfriend taking her top off, to his dismay, he started chumming in his pants.
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