Chump Walk


walking around like a chump while having access to an alternate (and faster) means of transport, be it bicycle, car, or horse.
“why are you chump walking when you could be driving right now?”

“why is link chump walking when he could be riding around on epona?”

“look at that silly chump walker, i bet he forgot his bicycle again.”

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