Chumpkey


(adj.) pr-nounced shump-kee. loosely defined as something that has no value, is of poor construction, or generally undesirable in every way.
ex. tom: i bought all my christmas gifts at walmart this year.

jerry: wow that is pretty chumpkey dude.

ex. i bought a used car and it was a chumpkey piece of sh-t.

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