chunky guacamole
the act of pulling out your p-n-s after -n-l s-x, and finding chunks of green feces on it.
friend 1: hey bro did that girl from the club last night let you go in from the back?
friend 2: ya man, but i had to run because she had a bad case of chunky guacamole.
friend 1: yikes!
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