chunky slingbacks


an unattractive person sporting an outdated fashion, deriving from an early 90’s style of footwear, particularly when donned with thick, scrunched cheerleader socks
“oh my god, y’all, did you see that girl on the motorcycle?”

“all i saw was thick, white socks.”

“she was wearing chunky sandals.”

“they were slingbacks!”

“chunky slingbacks!!”

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