Churberry
(pr.n.)the cheap and nasty burberry immitations seen sitting on park benches hurling senseless abuse at frail and infirm p-ssers-by. the newly adopted national dress of chavs. can be viewed at any cheap and nasty store in your nearest lower high street.
‘did you see that minging chavette back there? her belly was hanging right out of her ‘churberry’ sh-ll suit. you could see pizza in her belly b-tton!!
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