church boat


a nickname for a young woman’s genitelia with a lot of pubic hair. a church boat is a narrow and long boat with lot’s of paddles. comes from finnish but still applies in english.
-hey, do you have any fetishes?
~yeah, i’m really into hairy girls if you know what i”m sayin’.
-so, like church boats?
~ d-mn right.

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