Church Coffee


horrible coffee made exclusively by churches. it is always way too weak and tastes odd. they just can’t get it right!
guy 1: hey, how’s the coffee?
guy 2: horrible, it tastes like church coffee.
guy 1: gross. lets get a monster instead.

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