Church Finger


“in church you put your finger up when you have to walk in the aisle or something like that.”

“in church they used to put up their index finger if they had to excuse themselves in the middle of the service”

“index finger pointed upwards to excuse oneself during a sermon you heathen”
because of his mexican dinner the night before, deacon jones made use of the church finger several times during the pastor’s sermon.

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