Church Jeans
the least worn out jeans in one’s wardrobe, reserved for special occasions such as church on sundays. these jeans are normally utilized by those to whom khakis are considered “fancy man pants.”
“honey, have you seen my church jeans? i can put my whole hand into the holes in my other pairs.”
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