Church Job
church job – n. – refers to a bl-w j-b performed in close proximity to a church or chapel. to become a true “cj” (church job for short), the person receiving the bl-w j-b must be in a relationship with a different male or female than that who is performing the act of oral s-x. you get bonus props for getting a “cj” if your cheating on a korean girl, who is nicer and more innocent than anyone you can imagine.
d-mn man, i can’t believe you got another church job tonight, thats dope!
the act of performing for a church or in a church. usually signing or playing an instrument. the act does not need to be s-xual but it is significantly more honorable if it is.
matt hill: “i got paid 200 dollars for a church job last sunday”
jason: “no way that’s s-xy!”
when you get some -ss at church
guy1: dood i just got a bj
guy2: whered u get it
guy1: at church
guy2: sweet so you got a church job
guy1: yep
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