Church Thug


one who tries to mimic gangsta and street like tendencies when in fact they ain’t never put in any work on the block and they -ss in church for sunday school every week crying with their w-nksta -ss selfs.
things a church thug would say:

whats poppin my g, church was banging today!

im bout to go cop a bible my g

yo n-gg- we rollin deep to prayer night?

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