Churchinitis


a psychological condition that occurs in church people who spend too much time in church. it is caracterised by a urge to blow every situation out of a proportion. simple, conversations between a male and female are viewed by other church people as a full blown relationship or a crush. actions occuring between any two people of the opposite gender are almost always viewed as more than what it really is.
new guy in church is commenting on a church girls pictures on facebook and is texting her and socializing with her. because, the new guy is new to church he does not see anything wrong with what he is doing. but because church girl and the rest of the church have churchinitis they begin to believe that he must be in love with her.

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