churchmacker


someone who goes to church for no other reason than to find a date, mate, significant other, or spouse; this person will often church-hop, because the minute they see there aren’t any “interesting possibilities” they run out in the middle of the last hymn; this person makes sure to never give their full name, give nothing that would enable the church to contact them; usually slathered in perfume or cologne as the case may be
denise: hey lisa, what happened to that cute blonde guy who came in here last month?

lisa: the tall one? he’d been coming in for about three sundays but he disappeared.

in unison: churchmacker! hahahahahaha!

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