churf


to take longer than needed to complete a task or arrive at a destination.often caused by people farting about doing nothing in particular.

although the word might have been created by a ferryhiller with reference to the original king of churf – “churfy” murphy, the word is now more often than not directed at the residents of ferryhill in aberdeen.now often reffered to as the ferryhill churff squad.
“f-ck sake min, we have been waiting for ages.the boy is having a right churf!”
churf- the act in which you get high from smoking weed
hey man hop in my truck were about to have a churf session, you dont want to miss out on theese fire nugs.
a churf is when 1 has a chode (a p-n-s that is wider than longer) and a very small girth ( the circ-mfrence of 1’s p-n-s)
ha ha ha ha ha! james dunford, simon grismon and robert coomber all have churf’s!!!!!

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