churffee


1) a combination of two words: church and coffee. churffee is the low quality, flavorless coffee served at church functions, cheap receptions, work luncheons and offices worldwide. it is only fit to be consumed as a last resort and requires the addition of sugar and creamer to make it palatable.

2) the h-llsp-wn, b-st-rd son of coffee.
“are you ready for this 3 hour meeting?”
“hold on, i need to get some churffee first.”

“this office always brews the worst churffee.”

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